i lost my camera memory card and i had to buy a new one to take this photo. somewhere in the world there is a memory card filled with the selfies i never used
My high score is 90
the answer to the question i never asked
Middle school boys have this dumb game where they’re like, “Would you have sex with a guy for a million dollars??” and everyone says they wouldn’t and they’re like ewwwwww, but that’s because they’re homophobic, but also because they have no concept of money. Like, do you know how much a million dollars is? Do you know what I would do for $1000? Do you know what I would do for my phone bill money?
i know the flappy bird hype has entirely died down now but i still think we can take the time to appreciate that i just scored 40 on it
this is the first time i’ve slept in my own bed in 10 days and it smells like old people. do i just naturally smell like old people or did an old person break into my house and sleep in my bed while i was away
combeferre is the kind of guy who picks up the bug when someone goes ‘omg a bug squish it’ and lets it walk around on his hand forever and then says goodbye when it flies off and does a little smile as if his day is 100x better
a ladybug said hello today. six-dotter. named him lucien.’